Monday, April 25, 2011

Weekly Hobby Group: Kroot-a-saurus, Zombie Fish and Bad Pants

Who can resist a title like that?

Jimmy and I hobbied it up on Thursday.  Chips flew.  Glue dripped.  Paint was applied.

First up, Kroot-a-saurus got some work.  Jimmy (aka "King Kitbash") started with some head enhancements and went on to trying to make some armor.  It was supposed to look like giant turtle shell pieces bolted to the side, but it never quite got there.



Next up, Jimmy brought the zombie fish bowl he's been working on for his roommate's belated Christmas present.  I helped him by painting the tombstone last week, and he brought it over to show me the finished product.


Hive Fleet Emervac's hormagaunts got some more attention.  I'm probably one serious night away from finishing this unit.

And lastly, Tristan's Harlequin got some pants.  I am decidedly unhappy with the consistency of the yellow.... so chalky.  The plan is to go over it a few more times to try and smooth the color, then shore up the borders with more purple so that the lines are sharp.  Maybe I'll blackline around them...

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Egg Drop Soup (with Helicopters)

Today, for reasons I cannot now fathom, we took the kids to a 30,000 Easter egg "hunt" where some of the eggs were dropped by helicopter. Sounds.... crazy, right?  It was.

After two days of rain, it did not occur to us that the whole thing would be a horrific quagmire. It was.

By the time we were actually in position for the drop 2 of my 3 kids had fallen and were covered in mud.

People came from miles to partake in the spectacle. It was packed. Once the call was given to go, the mad scramble left some children with huge bags of eggs, and some children left crying, empty handed.  My 6 year old got 5 eggs (and was not happy) and my girls got 5 eggs between them. This is definitely one time where the meek are not blessed.  Aggression and assertiveness win the day at an egg drop.  At least the organizers had the forethought to leave a few eggs in reserve for the poor kids who got none.

Once the eggs had all been collected, the search began for each child.  Parents were everywhere hollering names in every which direction.

We had planned on heading to my parents' house after the event, but with everyone covered in mud and our house almost an hour in entirely the wrong direction we decided to stop off and buy some clothes for them on the way.  $135 later, we were on the road again.  Admittedly, $20 of that was me impulse buying "Tales from Earthsea."  I didn't realize Miyazaki had adapted Ursula LeGuinn's stories (which I read as a teen) and I loves me some Miyazaki.

Egg dropping and a very curvy rotor.
Seeing the helicopter was fun, and if someone can explain to me why the rotors appear so curved in the photos?  I just can't figure why they would be in focus let look so curved, or why one side would look curved and not the other.  If it was from the motion of the rotors you would think both would be equally affected.



Rotors curving upward oddly.  Feel free to hum "Ride of the Valkyries" here.  I did.
Rotors curving downward...oddly.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Legion 1/0 ... Protectorate Still 0/9

We haven't played any Thursday lunchtime battles at work in a few weeks, so it took me unawares when our local Khador player (aka "wins all games") IM'd me that he was up for a game.  I could have played the house Skorne army, but decided to test drive Matt's Legion.

My Legion:
  • Lylyth
  • Carnivean
  • 5 Shredders
Khador:
  • Strakhov
  • Marauder
  • Juggernaut
  • The Three Bears
  • Gorman DiWulfe
So what happened, you might ask?  Did you not read the title?  I won!  It turns out Lylyth is deadly with that bow.  POW 12, 12" range and ROF 2.  Anybody with less armor than Karchev is going to feel that one.  I pretty much raced off to one side (leaving the Three Bears alone on a flank) and tried to swarm him with Shredders, which put a little pressure on.  On Lylyth's feat turn, those little rabid jerks will get 4 dice to hit and boosted damage.  They aren't going to miss.

One note about running a slew of Shredders... you need to have some way to identify them!  I could have written on the base or something, but I decided to give them nicknames based on their poses.  Lefty and Lefty Jr. had an extended left foot (Lefty far more than his namesake) while Up and Down seemed to be looking in the direction of their name.  The Agonizer was, no surprise, an Agonizer that I was proxying as a shredder.  

So how did it end?  He ended up focusing on the swarm of shredders (out of necessity mostly) and moving the Marauder back to screen Strakhov from Lylyth's killer bow.  Strak is immune to fire or I would have dragon breath'd him with the Carnivean.  Instead, I slammed the Marauder (a taste of its own bitter medicine!) into Strakhov and the knocked down models opened the door for Lylyth to step to one side, pop her feat, roll 4 dice to hit against a model with DEF 5, and do the remaining 5 or so damage to win the game.

I like typing that part.  I'm going to do it again.  ...to win the game.

Earth Will Be Victorious!!


I just received an email from "Environment Michigan" detailing our plans to defeat Mercury on Earth Day. While I understand the symbolic significance of an Earth Day victory, I am very disappointed in how visible the campaign's timeline is.  The element of surprise is vital to a decisive victory, and by advertising that we will be attacking Mercury on Earth Day we are giving them ample time to shore up their defenses in preparation for the invasion.  I assume our vast fleets are en route as we speak, assuming Venus gave us permission to cross their orbit.

Plastic Vanguard Vet w/ Relic Blade

Ron Saikowski's Astorath conversion writeup made me think a bit about how to model minis (marines specifically) holding weapons two handed.  How would I do that?  Then I remembered... I already did!
(Yes, sounds like Professor Fansworth's Smelloscope.... sadly.)

This guy is one of a few conversions I did a while ago that never got posted here.  Each got to about 80% completion before I ADD'd off to the next idea.  The arms are the gunner arms from the Adeptus Mechanicus tank crew member found on every Space Marine vehicle sprue... you know, the guy nobody seems to use?  Yeah, that one.  His hands are flat enough on top to press them together in a reasonable facsimile of a two handed grip.  I drilled through them and placed a thin rod so that they would keep their orientation, then pinned the blade and the pommel (?) to the extending ends of the rod.  The arms will not fit completely flush at the shoulder when the hands are together, but a little putty and the comically huge shoulder pads will completely obscure that.  The blade is the Black Reach captain's blade.  

At roughly the same time frame I did this fellow, meant to be a Chapter Master.
I was getting all fancy with the magnets, so I gave him a bolter, bolt pistol or plasma pistol.  He's a converted Black Reach captain with a regular marine chest plate in place of the rather unique one that the model normally uses.  The cloth covering his bits there hides the fact that his legs just sort of terminate into nothingness.  There are no bits to cover.  It's not really visible unless you turn the model completely upside down.  The little crest on the helmet is green stuff.

Everybody has their little rock to stand on too.  It's standard issue once you reach a certain rank.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Third Time's A Charm?

Well, two winners have been chosen in my oh-so-closely-watched 100 (or so) followers celebratory giveaway, and neither winner responded.  You'd think it would be easier to give stuff away.

So now a third winner has been chosen.  I'm hoping the fact that this user actually has a profile pic in Blogger means that he will respond.  Email has been sent!  You have a week!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Growth Over Time

It is an interesting phenomenon that when a certain character is illustrated over a long period of time, certain aspects of illustration will get enlarged.

Take, for instance, Bloom County's Opus the Penguin.
I won't begin to speculate why the nose gets bigger over time.  Smarter people than me have probably done all the analysis ever needed on that subject.

After seeing the post on MWC with associated artwork, it occurs to me that Marneus Calgar's armor has gone through much the same tranformation.
Okay, so maybe the later version is supposed to be him in his special terminator armor... I dunno.  The one on the left looks merely anatomically impossible.  The one on the right looks like Dreadknight Jr., and has notably fewer dinosaurs.  Would you turn in your leopard skin cloak and dinosaur attendants in exchange for very cold lighting and giant armor?  Well, would you?  I didn't think so.












Monday, April 18, 2011

<3 Michigan

This state is crazy.  A couple years ago we had a white Easter and a green Christmas.  Today, it's snowing like crazy.  My grandfather told tale of his birth in June being the day of a snowstorm.

Ah, who am I kidding.  I love it.  Crazy, wonderful, unpredictable, Michigan weather.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Games Day 2011 Chicago... NOT sold out


NOTICE: I just got a nice email from Megan at GW saying there was a web site problem. Tickets are still available.  Thanks for the quick response, Megan!

I just went to buy Games Day tickets (here) and .... no longer available?  Did I miss something?  Did Games Day tickets sell out?

I haven't been to a Games Day since they went to the format of having only one in the US.  It never occurred to me that demand might be high enough to sell out before May.  I have emailed GW to ask.

Anyone actually know for sure?

This could seriously hamper my Golden Demon plans...

This is What a $10,000 Mini Really Looks Like

...and one of the reasons Marike Reimer is one of my favorite painters.  I'm glad she posted pics because the Crystal Brush photos just didn't capture how amazing this piece really is.
This is a closeup (lifted unapologetically from her website.)  She has also posted it on CMON.  Painting last night trying to achieve this level of precision was... frustrating.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Surprisingly Offensive

I just got called a name that offended me.  I am not easily offended.

The name was "boss."

Am I being too sensitive?  I'm a middle aged white man.  To have a young (20-30 year old) black man call be "boss" made me feel like I had just called him "boy."  I don't think I did anything to deserve that.  I was stopping by my favorite pizza place to pick up an order for my family's dinner, and I had to ask him to repeat what he yelled to me when I first walked in the door.  "HAVE... YOU... ALREADY... ORDERED?" he repeated in comically exaggerated enunciation.  Whether or not that was the precipitating event, I was "boss" from that moment on.  It wasn't a single time either.  Each of the three or four times he addressed me he called me boss.

I said nothing.  I'm not a terribly confrontational person.  Maybe this was a glimpse into what it's like to experience subtle racism on a regular basis.  Maybe he thought I wouldn't notice his subtle slight.  Maybe he didn't even realize the implication his words had.  Whatever his intent, I felt accused.


Post script:  A few weeks later I went back to that same place and observed a white employee calling a black patron "boss."

Language is a funny thing.  It has been pointed out to me for years that seemingly meaningless phrases actually have a lot of built-in baggage.  When I was a kid it was commonplace to tell others to "get your cotton-picking hands off of me" or something similar.  Describing something as "cotton picking" did not have any other purpose than emphasis for us as children, but it has distinctly racial overtones.  As an adult I have endeavored to eliminate phrases like that from my speech.  I forget that some things just lose their meaning as they are diluted in the culture.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Happy Birthday Stef! (And a Nice Word About Ubid)

Today is my lovely wife's birthday.  (Perhaps I'm biased, but she does not look a day older than when we met, some 19 years ago.)  She loves electronic gadgets, so this year I bought her a 2go PC SL10 for what amounts to a huge discount from ubid.com.   We haven't gotten it yet, but it has shipped.

For a brief time, I wondered if we would get it at all.  

Ubid suffered a denial of service attack on the day that particular auction was scheduled to end.  As a result I was unable to access the site to check the auction or up my bid if needed.  The end time came and went, and I was left to wonder if I had won or not.  About 2 AM an email came to me saying I had won for a ridiculous 50% of retail price.  Considering the DOS attack, and the fact that another email from ubid said that auctions running during the DOS would be extended by 24 hours, I wondered if they would honor the price.  It could certainly be argued that the auction was invalidated by the DOS, and that the prices were artificially low.  These items were actually being shipped from ubid itself, so they certainly had the leeway to do what they wanted.  Today, I got notification that the item had shipped at the auction price.  Hats off to ubid for going the "happy customer" route in this case.  Perhaps I'm biased because I got a good deal.  Perhaps I'm biased because my wife will be happy.  Probably a little of both.

Friday, April 08, 2011

My Busy Hobby Shelf

I should either finish some of these or move them to a safer locale.  This is the shelf from which the Wraithlord and Treewoman made their various drops.

So what's up there....

  • the Avatar of Menoth with his stained glass goodness
  • an Ultraforge Treewoman in progress
  • a couple Warmachine mercenaries (Anastasia DiBray and Madelyn Corbeau) unpainted
  • a Reaper Elf Mage that I was painting as part of a challenge vs. Auberoun at Digital Waaagh.  
  • High Exemplar Kreoss poking in from the side
  • the Ral Partha Elf Blademistress I've been trying to paint lately
  • Skaven Lord Skrolk, who may end up a Golden Demon entry if I can improve him dramatically
  • a Wraithguard in a sad state of WIP
  • a panda made from polymer clay by one of my kids
  • Reaper Jolie, also painted by one of my kids
  • a Razorback turret with heavy bolters
So what does this demonstrate?  That I am incapable of finishing a project?  Maybe....

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Hello? The Winner?

So the winner of the random-painted-mini-follower-contest type thing hasn't responded, and it's been more than a week.  It isn't anyone whose name I recognize, so I don't even know if that person is real or a puppet account.

Anyway, if I don't get a response on or before this coming Tuesday (4/12) I will  pick another winner randomly.  If you are a regular follower but not a "google-friend-connect magical space robot follower" then let me know and I will add you to the choose-o-matic list.  I will also re-generate the list from google friend connect as well, so if you became a follower between the last drawing and now you will have a shot at winning.

While you're here, take a look at that phone.  Remember the sound dialing used to make, or the satisfying impact of your finger on that metal stopper?  And the phone company charged extra for touch tone?  Yeah, now I dial by touch screen or just think the name of the person really loud.  Progress.

Monday, April 04, 2011

Crytsal Brush: Wish List for Next Year


Crystal Brush is over, and umpteen thousands have been awarded to some of my favorite painters.  Sure it had its hitches, but I suppose it went pretty well for the first year.  I loved the idea of taking part in the online voting, which ties in well with CMON's whole "thing."  After participating, I thought I'd mention a couple things that might improve the experience for next year.
1. Add the ability to change my vote. I had at least one experience where I realized after looking at the mini later that I really low-balled the score. The ability to fix that would be great, and shouldn't be infeasible since we're already logged in.
2. Display entry counts. Just some idea of how many entries we've voted on out of a total count would give a sense of scale, since we're not there to look at all the models physically. "You have voted on 11/23 in this category; 34 of 91 overall" or similar.
3. Display my vote in gallery view. Goes back to #1.  The only place I could see what I voted on something was each time I case a vote and a new entry was displayed (my prior vote was displayed on the left with score.)
4. Inclusion in CMON annual. This may be a no-brainer, but I thought I'd mention it. A nice spread of the winners each year in the annual would be nice.
5. Improve the photography.  This is definitely a case of "testing would have helped."  The reflective black backdrop was distracting and many of the pics were slightly off focus and over-saturated.  They seemed to get it right for pics of the final winners, so hopefully next year's competition will all have that quality.
So thanks to CMON for giving me some enjoyable painting competition participation, even if only vicariously.  I really hope to compete next year!
(Also, Steve Buddle has some excellent points on the subject.)

Sunday, April 03, 2011

Crystal Brush: Photography Is Difficult

If you have ever participated at CMON, you know that two hobbies are on display there, mini painting and photography.  A bad picture of a great mini will get a mediocre score.  Whoever is doing the photography for the first Crystal Brush painting competition is having a very frustrating day, I'm sure.

When voting came online, about 11:30 PM Eastern time, it became very clear that photography was not going to tell the story of many of these pieces.  Some were clearly amazing.  Others... less so.  Some it is impossible to tell.  I was going to include some images of the minis that I really liked and some that I just couldn't discern the quality level from the Crystal Brush photo, but in the spirit of not commenting on an ongoing competition I will save those for after voting has closed.

After voting on a hundred or so minis, I have to wonder if a purely judge-based system isn't the best way to go.  I'm giving it my best to score these, but I just don't feel like I'm in possession of all the data.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Failure To Plan: Missing Crystal Brush #1

I am a bit miffed at myself. When I first heard about the Crystal Brush painting competition and its $10,000 grand prize I decided to go to Adepticon to compete. Not because I had any delusions of winning, mind you... I just wanted to be part of the moment (so to speak) and to see what would undoubtedly be some world class miniatures.

Instead, I will be sitting home, voting for my favorite entry via CMON, and merely wishing I was there. Perhaps I will employ some sort of food-based solace.

I still plan on going to Chicago for Games Day and hopefully incrementing my Golden Demon count. Maybe I should focus this weekend on getting those entries closer to completion. Or maybe I'll just sit around and read the Malifaux rulebook. So many choices.

Weekly Hobby Group update

Just me and Jimmy tonight. I worked on my Elf Blade Mistress a little.
I completed more of the gaunt unit from Hive Fleet Emervac. These are a few machine painting steps away from being done. I really can't, in good conscience, start painting any of the cool Eldar I traded for this paint job until I finish them!
Jimmy added spines and more spines to his Kroot-a-saurus. "Kroot Warbeast" he corrects me. Yeah, I'm going with Kroot-a-saurus. Ha!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

One More Follower and I'm Giving Something Away

En Fuego, Baby!
I am at 99 followers now, and as I mentioned in a previous post, I plan on giving something away when I get to 100.  What am I giving away?  I haven't decided yet, but it will be something painted by me.  Exactly what will be dependent on the winner, since I want it to be something to match their faction/army/interest/whatever.

So here's the deal.  At some point during the day that I reach or exceed 100 followers I will capture the list and work with Auberoun over at The Digital Waaagh to randomly select a follower.  Yes, that means there may be over 100 entrants when I capture the list.  That's fine.  Anyway, I will communicate with the winner, I will decide what sort of prize would be good for that user and then I will prepare and send the prize at no expense to the winner.

In addition, to commemorate the centennial follower mark, I am going to prepare (at some point) a "100 follower" mini, to be passed on to a fellow blogger.  When that mini is done, I will make another post on how to entry that one.  The basic idea is that I pass this on to someone, and they pass it on to someone else when they reach 100 followers, and so on.

So here's your chance for something free.

Oh, some fine print.... I reserve the right to pick another winner if I pick you and you don't respond within a reasonable amount of time... like a few weeks.  Seriously, I'd if I'm going to give something away I'd like it to be to someone who actually pays a little attention.

EDIT:  Auberoun and I have selected a winner!  I have emailed the lucky follower (sorry if it wasn't you!) and will keep you all posted here.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

How I Lost This Particular Game of Warmachine

My record is now officially 0/9, even after I declared the last battle results nullified because the winning move was not legal according to the FAQ.  Instead of a play-by-play I figure I'll just explain to you how I lost this particular match.  This happens often enough now that I could probably make a regular feature of it.  

So we start out with a rough representation of the battlefield.  The Spriggan is mostly scrapped, and neither the Devastator nor the Guardian have a scratch.  I'm thinking the old man has a nice safe spot behind the Avatar.  After all, who is going to risk taking a POW20 (w/ Eye of Menoth) free strike?  Karchev had already taken a fair bit of pounding, so another good hit would mean disabled systems.

 The correct answer is nobody, because nobody has to.  Sliding around to the side, Karchev can advance until only a small portion of him is in the Avatar's front arc.  He hasn't left the Avatar's melee range, so no free strike.  It puts him to just within reach of Severius, and he proceeds to make paste of the old man.
What I should have done is pivot the Avatar about 45 degrees to its right, thereby ensuring that Karchev would take a free strike if he tried to slip past.  Either that, or keep my warcaster way, way back.  The latter may not have worked, since my back was against a table edge and there really wasn't anywhere to go.  I could have used Vision, but with 5 focus available to him he could afford to get more than one decent swing with axe-of-doom and still finish the job.

Also, as a side note, can someone tell me why the Avatar rolls 4 focus on turn one and then 2 focus for the rest of the game?  Seriously, I would love a 4 focus Avatar turn someday when he's actually fighting something.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Weekly Hobby Group update

Hobbying was a good time tonight, with newcomer Andrew joining me, Seth, Jimmy and Mike.  Much coffee was consumed.  It was loud.  Things got painted.  Poor Andrew had to ensure everyone showing him my painted models.

I worked mostly on "Hive Fleet Emervac" gaunts.  Seth worked more on chaos warriors, and his "Harry the Hammer" shield that he is painstakingly trying to make look like Alexi Z's version in the CMON annual.  His "lava" shield is coming along nicely.

Jimmy sculpted a new face on a dollar-store dinosaur to match his Kroot mercenary army. Everyone thought it was pretty cool!

Finally, Mike worked on some Tau and Andrew worked on his chaos warriors.  I put some paint on a very old Elf Blade Mistress Ral Partha mini.

After some consideration, we decided to move hobby night back to Thursday.  I had hoped to start going to an Android development group Thursday nights, but it just never happened.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Video Painting Tutorials? Please Advise

I've been toying with different ideas to add content to this blog, and video tutorials are one of the options I've considered.  The problem is that my brain has been calibrated to the Miniature Mentor series in terms of video quality and camera work, and anything I produce won't be nearly that level.

So my question to you, interwebs, is whether this video quality is high enough to be useful.

Consider  what you are looking to get out of a painting tutorial.  Could you see what you need to see at this level of zoom and focus?  Is the verbal description more important?  What are you actually looking to learn?  (Those of you who aren't already far better at painting than I am, anyway.)

 Help me help you.

Misadventures in Weathering

...or, how I learned to hate Vallejo liquid mask.

For fun tonight, I decided to try a weathering technique that sounded like it had potential.  The premise is to paint an item metallic, wash it and stipple it for rust, then apply liquid mask, paint a color over the whole thing and remove the mask.  In theory, it would look like the paint had rubbed away to reveal the metal.  This would hopefully give a more realistic look than the "paint wear over the color" method.

Plans sometimes go awry.

Here are each of the steps.
We begin with a garden variety IoB rat ogre

paint the arm guard Reaper shadowed steel
highlight with Reaper honed steel and polished silver
wash with Gyphonne Sepia stipple with some VGC hot orange for rust.  Not too over the top.
Here is where we start to get fancy with the mask, preserving the weathered metal areas.

Apply Vallejo liquid mask along wear areas, especially the outside edges and on spikes.
Here is where things start to go wrong.  That huge blob is the dried liquid mask that I had to extract from the bottle to get to usable liquid.  Upon trying to apply it with a brush, I realized that I could not get it off the brush.  I am so glad I didn't use my W&Ns7 to apply this junk.  I still don't think I have all of it off my cheap brush, even with hot water and dish soap.  Seriously, this stuff is brush poison.
paint a horrible thick green over the whole thing.  Okay, maybe "horrible thick" wasn't what I had in mind.
The prior step took so long that I just slapped on the green.  I was getting frustrated with everything being sticky around my painting area.  That stuff just corrupts everything it gets near.
rub the crap out of the horrible green until you can see the primer color again.
And the fact that it doesn't come off was the icing on the cake.  I'm pretty sure my earlier attempt at this with a tank was much easier to do, so the age of the liquid mask must matter a lot.  This time was torture to remove it.  After colour shapers wouldn't work I finally resorted to a toothbrush and rubbing off way more than I needed to.

I can not stress enough how sticky everything was when doing this.  I ended up throwing away the paper towels I was working on and my palette sheet just to ensure I didn't get any of that crap on my brushes.  As interesting as the idea was to start, I think I'll just paint on wear.

Monday, March 21, 2011

The Dice Know Their Master

After our very unsuccessful attempt at playing a lunchtime game of Warmachine Friday, Brian accidentally picked up my two Privateer Press dice and put them with his own.  Later in the day he stopped by with all four dice.

"So how are we going to tell whose are whose?" he asked jokingly.

"Here, I can tell," I said, and rolled all four dice.  They came up two 1's, a 4 and a 5.
I grabbed the ones showing snake eyes.  "These are definitely mine."

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Orcs & Goblins: Did Goblins Get the Shaft Again?

Earlier, before the new hardcover book, I lamented that goblins had no special place in the O&G army.  Every interesting advantage (fanatics, netters, hating dwarfs) seemed to be given to their subterranean cousins.  In 8th edition rules, the Night Goblins hand weapon/shield combo is also more effective in close combat if you want to stick to the three point models.  Goblins needed love.  They needed something to make them unique in the O&G book.  Did they get it?  A little, but not as much as I would have liked.

Comparing the two books, goblins don't appear to have changed much.  The basic model has the same stat line.  The options cost half as much, so now a more reasonable equipped model with spear and shield costs a point less than in the old book.  Night goblins, on the other hand, can get spears for free but can't take light armor.  It basically makes spear/shield goblins more expensive than a similarly equipped night goblin, but having a point higher leadership.  All command has been made more expensive as well, standardizing on 10 pts per model instead of different costs for boss, musician or standard bearer.  The one thing that goblins did get is a new unit addition, the Nasty Skulker.  These are basically close combat specialist goblins that get three attacks and killing blow for the first combat they are revealed.  The combination of better armor (for extra cost), a few extra attacks in the front rank (for extra cost) and a better leadership than night goblins, regular goblins might have a little more punch in close combat.  What the nasty skulkers don't do is add any staying power for a tarpit horde.  You aren't planning on these units winning combat, in fact they may be engaged on multiple fronts, so "steadfast" with the general and standard bearer nearby are the keys to survival.  Some extra attacks in the front rank probably aren't as useful as another 8 or so goblins to keep the ranks filled.  I really like the skulker models too, and will likely be getting some just to paint.  I also eagerly await a new goblin plastic kit that actually has the options to kit them out with hand weapon!

The wolf riders were also on my look-at list.  I have a grand scheme to create a fully mounted goblin army, using all wolf riders and chariots.  So far I have painted one model.  My plans move slowly.  The wolf rider basic model is down to 10 pts, a significant 2 points less than previous.  This model also doesn't come with the default weapon, but cavalry spears are good to have when you are S3.  A nice addition is that giving them shields no longer removes the "fast cavalry" rule from them.  Wolf chariots got a nice little bump.  They are a full 10 points cheaper than in the prior book, and can be fielded in units of 1-3.  This gets you a not insignificant maximum of 450 points of chariots for your three duplicate special choices, nearly the maximum allowed for a 2000 point list.  Throw in a couple lord/hero choices with chariots and you have a huge rolling army.  Effective?  Who knows?  Impressive?  Hecks, yeah!

A couple more observations about the book.  The spells of the little waaagh seem very augment/hex oriented, which I really liked.  They do things like let goblins re-roll to-hit and to-wound rolls when flighting on flank or rear.  That's really cool.  The magic item list .... what happened?!   They went from 40 unique items in the last book to a pathetic 8 in this book.  I know the main rule book has a lot more items in this edition than last, but seriously!  And of the 8, two are banners that can only be taken by a particular type of goblin (one regular goblin, one night goblin), one can only be taken by savage orc shaman and two others are 100 point monstrosities.  Maybe this is a game design decision to keep things simple, I dunno.

In terms of photos, one of my favorite parts of the books, there are zero pictures of regular trolls, despite them being a special choice now.  Stone trolls only make an appearance in the corner of a full-army shot.

So just doing a little math, for my mounted goblin army I could field wolf chariots for 300, Grom for another 285,  4 units of 25 wolf riders (spear, shield, command) for 1320 and still have about 100 points left over for  a shaman on a wolf.  Sounds like a fun idea, but I can't see myself painting 100 wolf riders this year.  Or dropping a couple hundred bucks on wolf chariots.  Or not getting distracted by my Skaven or Eldar or Protectorate of Menoth or Marines or Android development.  I mean, let's be realistic here.

Friday, March 18, 2011

Weekly Hobby Group: Harby and Eiryss Lighten the Mood

Each week, more or less, a few guys come over to my house to paint and hobby.  We have a floating group of 6, and typically 3 or 4 are there each week (including myself.)  I have kids to put to bed, so the group comes to my house.  It's a nice arrangement for me, and they seem to enjoy it.  I dispense a lot of painting advice and get to see what everyone is working on.  I think I will start to chronicle what we work on here.  If I remember, I might even take photos.

I really needed last night.  The mood was light and we painted our little toy soldiers while Jimmy's wife made fun of us (in a good natured way) for playing with toys.  I mentioned in the last post that we had some family tragedy, so the mood had been quite a bit more somber recently.  On Tuesday, March 8, my three year old nephew died suddenly.  We basically moved in with my wife's brother and sister-in-law on Wednesday and didn't go home until Wednesday of this week, the day after the funeral.  My three  kids are each slightly older than their three other kids, and they have all grown up together, so the kids were able to play and keep each other busy while the parents made arrangements.  I think staying there was as much to comfort us as it was for them.   "Danger Johnny" (as his brothers named him) was a fantastically vibrant and energetic child, getting into absolutely everything.  I so clearly remember him crashing around the house with the kids, jumping in my lap to say hi, then squirming out of my arms to go chasing after the kids again.  He was something else, and we're all missing him terribly.

So after all that, and a funeral that included the funeral director's cell phone ending up buried at the bottom of the grave, we're all home and I enjoyed goofing off with my hobby group.  I had no real focus, so I just started painting models as the mood hit me.




I started with Eiryss' cloak.  Then started some freehand swirls with VGC livery green.  I didn't like that, so I made vines by adding leaves of GW snot green.  They didn't show up well enough, so I outlines the leaves in white.  I still didn't like it, so I extended the vines out and eventually adding little flowers of white and GW blood red.





I also put some paint on the Harbinger of Menoth.  I've had these two models for years without doing more than priming them, so they both were dusty.  After brushing all the dust off I realized how bad the priming job on the Harbinger is.  Her face had a paint texture on it that ended up looking like acne after putting a little flesh color down.  I guess she's supposed to be a teenager, so it makes sense in a way.  Why wouldn't the floating girl who acts as a voice for a god not have acne?  It's also attire for a teenager that would make the authors of (warning: NSFW) "Go Make Me A Sandwich" pull their hair out.

I also put together a unit of 10 Flameguard Cleansers.  I am greatly looking forward to getting off a CRA with them at POW 22, AOE 4" and RAT 15.  Oh, yes.  That might even hit Lylyth.

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Gravity 1, Treewoman 0

I suppose something had to happen since we don't have the Wraithlord to kick around anymore.

A deadly chain reaction of shelf content tipping resulted in the Ultraforge Treewoman plunging off the shelf and hitting the floor.  She missed the dogs' water bowl.  I guess treewomen don't like swimming as much as Wraithlords do. Either that, or they have worse aim.

Tonight is hobby night, for the first time in a couple weeks.  We've had some real tragedy in the family lately, and I will be sharing that a little later.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Adding Snarky Word Bubbles with Gimp

Because IP laws are vague when it comes to parody!  (Or are they?  You didn't hear me say that!)

So let's start with "Barfy the Troll" ...
We'll put a word bubble off to the upper right of his head.  Start by loading the image in Gimp.
Then use the "rectangle select tool" (shortcut R) to draw a selection box for our speech bubble.
Once you draw the rectangle check the "Rounded Corners" box and increase the radius until the box looks like a bubble.

Now we'll add the little arrow to the bubble.  Choose the "Free Select" tool (shortcut F).  Here's an important step: now click on the title bar of the image.  If the image is the selected window, holding shift will make the little lasso tool get a "plus" sign next to it.  We want to add to the selection, so that's good!  Hold down shift and click three points to make the arrow.  Then release shift and click on the first point of the triangle to complete the selection adding.  We now should have a shape that is our word bubble, but it's still just a selection.
 Now choose the bucket fill tool (shortcut shift+B) and select "Fill whole selection" with "Affected Area (Shift)"  Make sure your color of choice for the word bubble is the currently selected color, and then click within the word bubble.  There!  Now our word bubble is filled, but we want to add a border so that is shows up against the backdrop.
Open the "Channels, Layers and Paths" window and choose the paths tab.  Since we have a selection open, we have the option to turn our selection into a path.  Click the appropriate icon to do that.
Now that our selection is a path, we can stroke along the path to draw an outline.  Click the "stroke along path" button (right next to "selection to path") making sure your outline color is the active color.  Choose line thickness and click "stroke."
 Our word bubble is done, but we need a humorous caption or nobody will know how clever we are.  Choose the text tool and click in the word bubble.  Use a lifetime of internet usage to come up with something hilarious, perhaps a reference to a 1980 movie starring Leslie Nielson.  Change the font size as needed in the dialog to fit your caption in the bubble.  If you need to, use more than one text object.

Now you are done!  Save your creation and prepare for the hilarity that will ensue.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

They Shall Know Satire!

Because Fear is not on the menu!

I got the preview email from Games Workshop for the new Grey Knights models.  They look pretty cool, but I can't resist making a few humorous observations.  I'll let the Ordo Malleus speak for themselves.

Not a fan of 90's manga?  google it

and a book, apparently!

Yes, you are Burny the Bunny.  Congratulations.


Maybe I'm nitpicking on that last one, but if you are going to drill storm bolter barrels for your studio army make a template or something.  Those look about like my pin-vise workmanship.

Also, super giant robot exo-skeletons?  I dunno.  We're taking one scary step toward Dreadnoughts being able to link up to form Volton.