"So how are we going to tell whose are whose?" he asked jokingly.
"Here, I can tell," I said, and rolled all four dice. They came up two 1's, a 4 and a 5.
I grabbed the ones showing snake eyes. "These are definitely mine."
I grabbed the ones showing snake eyes. "These are definitely mine."
sorry for being that dull but... LMAO
ReplyDeleteProblem - Your dice don't obey you.
ReplyDeleteSolution 1 - Threaten them with a trip in the microwave...
Solution 2 - Smash one with a hammer in front of the others so they start to respect you.
Solution 3 - When not in use, make sure they are sitting with the one facing up, that way they tire of sitting on their sixes, and will roll up sixes for you.
I officially impart this 'Well Performed Self-Deprecating Gaming-Related Zing Award' upon you. Bravo. XD
ReplyDeleteIt's true, I've seen it!
ReplyDeleteMike & I have played 40K and this one time.... He assaulted a bunker with my vanilla style IG troops shaking scared inside of it. In swooped his mighty Space Marine assault squad and as they shot with their assualt weapons he rolled 4/5 misses, and failed to wound! Then he failed the charge over terrain and they died next turn. Somehow, any other player, or maybe I should say, any other DICE would have probably killed my IG troops.
So bad that he's gotten to the rationalizing phase of "It's the dice!" I personally that if you give Mike any 4 dice, He will Roll 2/4 1's every time! We don't call him Mike "50% fail, 100% of the time" Howell for nothing.