Thursday, July 01, 2010

The Master of Information

We just got an email from our Chief Information Officer that reads as follows:
On Monday, July 12, the TV show "America's Next Top Model" will hold a casting call in the Student Center Ballroom from 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. They expect up to 1,000 young ladies to show up, especially with the heavy promotion planned on CW 50/WWJ for next week.
I want all of you to be aware that the Student Center (and surrounding parking lots) will be pretty chaotic that day. You may want to pick an alternate lunch location!
If you want to show up to witness the event, you know about it!  If you are concerned about how long the line will be at Wendy's that day, you know about it!  Speaking of Wendy's... they better stock up on side salads.


  1. Good luck Mike. I can only imagine what 1000+ screaming pushing "pretty" girls could do on ones sanity.

  2. My place of work, the Natural History Museum, used to host London's Fashion show. Have you ever seen a scantily clad model draped over a dinosaur.

  3. No, John. No, I haven't. But I am willing to try... FOR SCIENCE!

  4. I'm sure that there will be plenty of young ladies that need consoling.


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