Thursday, April 21, 2011

Earth Will Be Victorious!!


I just received an email from "Environment Michigan" detailing our plans to defeat Mercury on Earth Day. While I understand the symbolic significance of an Earth Day victory, I am very disappointed in how visible the campaign's timeline is.  The element of surprise is vital to a decisive victory, and by advertising that we will be attacking Mercury on Earth Day we are giving them ample time to shore up their defenses in preparation for the invasion.  I assume our vast fleets are en route as we speak, assuming Venus gave us permission to cross their orbit.

2 comments:

  1. You are overestimating the defense forces of our enemy friend, you seem to forget that we have Mars and Jupiter backing us up...but not Saturn, they are decidely peace-lovin' hippies with their multiple rings...

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  2. If this was facebook, I would've *liked* this post.

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