Wife: What are you eating?
Me: Kashi Go-Lean Crunch. With flax seeds!
Wife: Yeah, not really my favorite.
Me: But it has flax seeds! You know what is made from flax, right?
Wife: No.
Me: Linen!
Wife: Well, that explains why it tastes like sheet.
On The Table: Star Phantoms
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What do you do when you don't feel like you've finished a project in a cool
15 years or so? Stomp your way into a full blown army full of throwback and
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5 days ago

This literally made me LOL. Nice one!
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