Wife: What are you eating?
Me: Kashi Go-Lean Crunch. With flax seeds!
Wife: Yeah, not really my favorite.
Me: But it has flax seeds! You know what is made from flax, right?
Wife: No.
Me: Linen!
Wife: Well, that explains why it tastes like sheet.
The dead rise again!
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*The Headless Horseman!*
*28mm scale*
*In the dark shadow of the grove, on the margin of the brook, he beheld
something huge, misshapen, black, and towe...
3 days ago
This literally made me LOL. Nice one!
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