I need you to read something. Seriously.
First, read THIS. It's from 2003.
Now, read THIS. It's from today.
Is it April Fools Day or something?
On The Table: Star Phantoms
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What do you do when you don't feel like you've finished a project in a cool
15 years or so? Stomp your way into a full blown army full of throwback and
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The Onion has been correctly prognosticating at least as far back as their nigh-legendary article "F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" (which has of course since come true in the form of the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor).
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad they generally manage to predict the kind of epic idiocy that makes thinking people everywhere angry and/or depressed.