I need you to read something. Seriously.
First, read THIS. It's from 2003.
Now, read THIS. It's from today.
Is it April Fools Day or something?
The dead rise again!
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*The Headless Horseman!*
*28mm scale*
*In the dark shadow of the grove, on the margin of the brook, he beheld
something huge, misshapen, black, and towe...
3 days ago
The Onion has been correctly prognosticating at least as far back as their nigh-legendary article "F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" (which has of course since come true in the form of the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor).
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad they generally manage to predict the kind of epic idiocy that makes thinking people everywhere angry and/or depressed.