I need you to read something. Seriously.
First, read THIS. It's from 2003.
Now, read THIS. It's from today.
Is it April Fools Day or something?
Vortigaunt
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*Vortigaunt alien*
*~50mm*
This is a truly unique figure; it was sculpted by a child! My child's 12
yo friend designed it in Blender, and his father ...
6 days ago
The Onion has been correctly prognosticating at least as far back as their nigh-legendary article "F**k Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" (which has of course since come true in the form of the Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor).
ReplyDeleteIt's too bad they generally manage to predict the kind of epic idiocy that makes thinking people everywhere angry and/or depressed.