- My hand makes a lousy cutting board.
- A bread knife is plenty sharp to slice the skin on your palm open.
- band-aids make everything better
- The Kids In The Hall are looking really old nowadays.
- Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning is fantastic on freshly roasted pumpkin seeds
- Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning is about 99.4% salt
- Salt really hurts when it gets into the corner of a fresh bread-knife wound.
And now you know.